All the boys I know love Diana
Some calming apparition, you bet she is
The world careering nightmare, somewhere it is
Her arms reach out and stop the savagery
At least they do for me
Her eyes, china blue saucers, she's born that way
She tastes of apple strudel, you can tell she does
With arms that hold sweet William to her breast
I wish that it were true
Our family includes you
Even though you're warped and unattractive
I see I've made you cry
By saying, "Here comes the bride"
There's always some sweet petticoat, grabs the eye
That's why the boys and girls love Diana

Looking for a star, looking for a star
Looking for a star is fine
If we don't find it here, if we don't find it now
What are we going to say, what are we going to say?

Her eyes, china blue saucers, she's born that way
She tastes of apple strudel, you can tell she does
With arms that hold sweet William to her breast
The darling of, the darling of
Creation of the editor
I guess that's what, suppose that's what she's for
I hope they're cryin' in their sleep
For promises they cannot keep
For disappointments rooted deep
That's why the boys and girls love Diana