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FAST FOOD CHARACTER RAP BATTLE (ft. BK, Wendy & Col. Sanders)
Mickey D, ayee, number one beef
Mikkey D's
We started this beef and we're gonna finish it

[Ronald McDonald]
I'm the goooooooat, King's whack, Wendy is a hoeeeeeeeee
Eating Big Macs and Mc Nuggets to the dooooooooome
Szechuan, if y'all want the smoooooooooke
Men-u strapped, bring the Mc Rib baaaaaaaaack (Ronald, ronald)
I'm a clown but I ain't a muh freaking joooooooooke (number one beef in the game)


[BK]
Friiieeesss, Frieeess, Frieeesss (it's Ronald)
Friesss
We eat all the junk, get it super sized
Patties on the grill, wake up with the fries
You can't turn down yummy fries (you can't turn down yummy fries)
I got them chicken fries, I got them chicken fries
Thicc ladies love to gorge on these, that's all they ordering
Out here with my crew, like I invented food
You can't turn down yummy fries (you can't turn down yummy fries)
I got them chicken fries, I got them chicken fries
Now get some friiieeesss, now get some friiieeesss
You can't turn down yummy fries
I got them chicken fries, I got them chicken fries
[Arby's Guy & Director]
Uhh, excuse me?
Cut- cut please
Hey uhh, big fan of your fries, I just think that Arby's fries should also be in the conversation *sniffs*
GET OUT OF MY STUDIO! Someone get me a frosty

[Wendy]
Woo, frosty when I sweat, don't you disrespect, colonel you a mess, Arby's I detest
Oh, and Ronald McDonald has a tiny d***, Frosty!
Up in the white house with a - Frosty!
Don't need Mickey Dee's, need a -Frosty!
All bad bitch needs is a - Frosty! (Frosty!)

[Col. Sanders]
Is this thing on? yeeeah, Ronald, Wendy, BK, huh
You ain't sh*t, I'm the OG and we pullin' up! Come and get me bitch

[Ronald, BK, Wendy]
Ohh, hell no (what did he call me?)
Let's get that motherf*cker

[Col. Sanders]
These chains say they'd "Order me", I won't order you
Get those nuggets up out my face, 'fore I murder you
Burger King always steady bragging but have gross food
Say your whole squad full a bunch a grillers, I'm a griller too
We got them hot, hot, hot, hot, hot fixings, And got that pop, pop, pop, popcorn chicken
Wendy's a thot, thot, thot, thot, thot thiccness, our food is finger, finger, finger, finger, finger licking
Colonel this and colonel that, these hoes they want my strips and want my mashed
About to fry these hoes and wear my hat, hit Kentucky yeah you know where Sanders at, B**** (B****, B****)
Fuck Popeye's!