Soul Coughing
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson has a dream, late at night
Wakes up with visons of children in wheelchairs chasing him through Frontierland in the heart of downtown Anaheim
And Michael Jackson looks around
And Michael Jackson looks around sees the sun is very bright outside
And he feels his face begin to just sort of melt
Begin to just sort of slide off a little
And Michael Jackson is running from the disabled children
Michael Jackson is running
And the children say
"Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson"
"Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson"
Troubled, Michael Jackson calls his boa constrictor on the telephone
And the boa constrictor says
"You gotta get away, Mike"
"You gotta get away, Mike"
Michael Jackson goes to Futureland in Anaheim
Where he sees many people standing in lines
He sees many people he doesn't recognize
And he says, "Who is that guy?"
"That's not my dad"
"Who is that guy?"
"That's not my dad"
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson
On a Space Mountain ride, Michael Jackson looks around
And he looks around and sees nothing at all except little stars painted everywhere
He looks around and he feels the sensation of speed
And in the speed his face just sorta shifts slightly
And Michael Jackson the sensation of something coming towards him
Michael Jackson feels something coming towards him and he doesn't know what it is
And it's Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli is coming towards Michael Jackson and she's smiling and she's got these really big teeth
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson
Get up, girl!
I think I love you!
No, no, sit down!
Sit down!
No, sit down!
I think I love you!