Soul Coughing
Good Thursday Blues (Alternate Version)

I could give a straight up God damn
I could give you four or five of them
Got a thousand in my bank account
Break it open let the God damns walk out

All my traumas hinge upon
Some convoluted axiom
Of the cube of X plus Y
Equals itself divided by

I been to south of highland falls before
I am a waiter in a furniture store
Nowhere to sit, I don't know why
All things on the flyest side of the fly

All my traumas hinge upon
Some convoluted axiom
Of the cube of X plus Y
Equals itself divided by

Don't got no kick against [?]
Unless you try to play a [?]
Nowhere to sit, I phone in
It's off the sting
It's off the sting
It's off the sting
Off the sting
Off the sting
Off thе sting
Off the
Off the
Off the