Stephen Lynch
Best Friends Song (Live)
Intro: *Lynch* Starts playing the song
Teich - Oh, this song. I know this one

Teich: I like my toast buttered
Lynch: and I'll take mine dry

Teich: I dig the beatles
Lynch: I'm a stones kinda guy

Teich: I have fine taste
Lynch: and I like things cheap

Teich: I wanna stay up all night
Lynch: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Teich: I love the sunshine
Lynch: and I wanna nail your sister

Teich: I like Julia Roberts movies
Lynch: I just wanna Fuck the Shit out of your sister
And Teich you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say its cool
Teich:It's Not Cool
Lynch:I'd go pick her up at her junior high school

Teich: Whoo wait that sister?
Yea your sister
Yeaaa
I wanna Fuck your sister
Wanna Fucking titty fuck her
Teich:She's 14 she doesn't even have titties yet
And just cum all over in her hair
And watch it drip in to her eyes
Teich:whoa stop it
And she'd go oh its salty but it taste good
Teich:Ok Stop it
Lynch: What?
*The both go in to a jibberish fit*
Teich:You want to fuck my sister?
Lynch:*Calm*Yes, I Do
Teich:*hands everywhere*You wanna fuck my sister!
Lynch"*mimicing Teich in a retarded way*Yes I do!
Teich:Ok, I'm sick of this everytime on the tour its something new with you
And I'm getting tired of th--
Lynch: $26.50
Teich:Deal
Both: Sister!!!