Here we are dear old friend
You and i drunk again
Laughs have been and and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

But if i were gay
I would give you my heart
And if i were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if i were gay
We would swim in romance
But i'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants

Its not that i dont care -i do
I just dont see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

Cause if i were gay
I would give you my soul
And if i were gay
I would give you my whole being
And if i were gay
We would tear down the walls
But i'm not gay
So won't you stop cupping my hand
Lynch:*to guy in crowd* Yea got you!
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers