[Intro]
I know, I know, I know
I can't help myself

[Verse 1]
If I had money, I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury too
You know I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury, yeah
I go crazy 'bout that Mercury, yeah
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

[Verse 2]
Well, the girl I love, I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
'Cause he knows he has that Mercury
Knows he has that Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

[Verse 3]
Well, hey now mama, you look so fine
Cruising 'round the town in your Mercury '49
You know I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury, yeah
Well, I'm crazy 'bout that Mercury, yeah
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

[Verse 4]
Well, my baby went out, she didn't stay long
She bought herself a Mercury, come a-cruising home
Crazy 'bout that Mercury, yeah
Crazy 'bout that Mercury, yeah
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
[Verse 1]
If I had any money, I tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury too
You know I'm crazy 'bout that Mercury, yeah
Crazy 'bout that Mercury, yeah
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road