I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

Well, I'm going to the grocery on the corner
For to buy me a coke and some gum
Well, I'm going to the grocery on the corner
I'm a drinking, chewing son-of-a-gun

I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
Well, I whistle when I'm walking in the summer
Well, I whistle in the spring and the fall
Well, I whistle when I'm walking in the winter
Or else I don't go walking at all

I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

You know, I wake up early in the morning
You know, I work until my day is done
You know, when I come home late in the evening
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-

Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I slap my baby on the
Make it fun
I slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun

Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
Slap my baby on the
Make it fun
Slap my baby on the
Make it happy
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun
I'm a happy son-of-a-gun