Birdman
Press One
[ANSWERING MACHINE]
"Today: six fifty-six PM Central Time."

[AUTOMATED VOICE]
"You have a COLLECT call from a Louisiana inmate
Press 'one' to accept."

[B.G.]
Greetings, hot girl - what's happenin' on your end?
As for me over here, you know a n***a chillin'
Besides that, sweetie, I'm just keepin' it real
Puttin' up with these crackers in this hot-ass field
But you know I'm a soldier - n***a try me, I'll spank him
But fuck all I said, it feel good to be the Baby Gangsta
Tell Moms I asked about her since she say I don't holla
And when I touch down, me and her gonna get us a bottle
Shorty, I've been hearin' that you've been wilin' out
Everyday of the week, and you tear the club doors down
What's happenin' with you, wodie? You doin' that cause we bound?
You doin' that cause for this lil' town I'm not around?
Don't get the game twisted - girl, better not try your luck
You know I ain't the one, you know quickly I'll fuck ya up
I'll be home next week - now I'ma keep it on the low
N***a think I got six more months left on this joce
Uh-huh
(Hook [Automated voice & Baby])
[AV] "Press 'one' to accept."
[Baby] I'm in a messed up situation
[AV] "Press 'one' to accept."
[Baby] I'm in a fucked up location
[AV] "Press 'one' to accept."
[Baby] The whole world can relate
[AV] "Press 'one' to accept."
[Baby] You know somebody upstate

[B.G.]
That minute that I had had done turned into a second
Got a day and a wake-up left, and I'll be steppin'
Straight through them iron gates - puttin' all this behind me
Come in the hood on V.L. - that's where you'll find me
Hoppin' out the limo, poppin' bottles - it's gravy
I know what it mean when I get that phone call from Baby
Let's go to the Mercedes, lock and cock somethin'
A hard-top six, or a drop six, that'll be lovely
My shorty think she got six more months to play
Can't wait to see that dick-look on her face
Right now I'm with the fellas, I'll go and see her later
Cause she tried to be a slick playa
But I ain't trippin' - it's cool, gotta respect me
Long as she don't get outta line in my presence
She still my shorty - gon' be my ho
Can't forget she was there everyday of my (?)
Uh-huh
(Hook [Automated voice & Baby])

[B.G.]
Now it's about that time I go fuck up her dome
Cause she have no idea that this hot boy home
It ain't been a day, and I'm already on chrome
I'm tryin' to imagin' her face, and how long
That it's gonna be when I hit the porch
And put my soulja Ree's through her front door
When she still think that she can have fun
And run with her girls for six more months
I'm cruisin' down the block slow, I pull up
Jumped out, said, "What's up?" She laid up there and threw up
"What's wrong? Don't act like you don't miss your n***a."
She said, "I do - I'm shocked."
"Come here and kiss your n***a
I had to surprise ya because you piss your n***a off
You don't respect me pussy-poppin' on nobody wall
You my main bitch - my travel-with-cocaine bitch
Set-a-n***a-up-you-want-this-position-then-maintain bitch."

(Hook-2x [Automated voice & Baby])

[AUTOMATED VOICE]
"Press 'one' "
"Press 'one' "
"Press 'one' " - "Press 'one' to accept."
"Press 'one' "
"Press 'one' to accept."