Harry Nilsson
I’m Mean
I'm mean I'm mean I'm mean
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)
Ya know what I say
(He says he's mean)
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)

Mean
(He's mean he's mean)
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)
I say what I mean
(That's true that's true)
I mean what I say
(He do he do)

I'm so mean I had a dream of beatin' myself up
I broke my nose I broke my hand I wrestled myself to the ground and then
Choked myself to death then broke the choke and woke up

That's how mean I'm mean I'm mean
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)
I practically lost
(The fight of his life)
And it took me all night
(All night all night)
But I came out all right
(All right all right)
Because I'm so mean
I'm mean
(He's mean he's mean)
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)
I mean that I'm mean
(He's mean he's mean)
I mean what I say
(He's mean he's mean)
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)
I'm meaner than spit
(That's it that's it)
I'm meaner than [here he gets drowned out by the crowd]
(That's it that's it)
I'm meaner than mean
(He's mean he's mean)

[spoken by someone]
He pauses for a moment
Looks around, picks up a tiger
And completely demolishes a whole building
With one puff

[back to the song]
I'm mean
(He's mean he's mean)
Ya know what I mean
(He's mean he's mean)
If you know what I mean
(He says he's mean)
If you know what I mean
(He says he's mean)
He's mean he's mean
[repeat]