[Verse 1]
Deep down in my soul, I hate rock and roll
And I don't like the way that them drummers beat on them drums
They always hum along, out of tune
But I can see Valentino and me when I hear a tango

[Verse 2]
Electric guitars have gone about as far as electric guitars can go
If you're talking 'bout loud, man, it's more than I can stand
You can go down the hole with your sweet rock and roll
I'll take a tango

[Bridge]
I can see me dancing
Oh, I'll glide across the floor

[Verse 3]
You know, down in my soul, I hate rock and roll
And I don't like the way that them drummers beat on them drums
They always hum along, out of tune
But I can see Valentino and me when I hear a tango

[Outro]
Yeah, I can see Valentino and me when I hear a tango
Yeah, I can see Marlon Brando and me when I hear a tango