Harry Nilsson
Coconut
[Verse]
Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime
He said to hide another one
She paid him for the lime

She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em both up
She put the lime in the coconut
She drank 'em both up
She put the lime in the coconut
She called her doctor, woke him up

She said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
She said, "Doctor
To relieve this belly ache"
She said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
She said, "Doctor
To relieve this belly ache"

Now let me get this straight

Now Let me get this straight
Put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
You drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
You called your doctor, woke him up
You said, "Doctor
Is there nothin' I can take?"
You say, "Doctor
To relieve this belly ache"
You say, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
You say, "Doctor
To relieve this belly ache now"

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

You put the lime in the coconut
And you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut
And then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut
And drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
You're such a silly woman

"Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache"
I said, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache"
"Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache"
I say, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache
Doctor"
She put the lime in the coconut
And drank it all up
Put the lime in the coconut
And drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
You drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut
And then you'll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning
Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut
And them you'll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning
Doctor, Doctor

You're such a silly woman
Put the lime in the coconut
And drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut
Then you'll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut
Drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor
"Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache"
I say, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache
Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache"
I say, "Doctor
Ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Doctor
To relieve my belly ache
Doctor"