Theres been times not to tell
And theres been lies told too many times
And if the strap from your shirt
Fell over your shoulder
Pull it back up
And I'll look the other way
Now just in case the lights go dim
I've heard everything that you've said
And now I'm wrong
Now I apologize

We told a couple of jokes
Made us both laugh
Now they don't even seem funny anymore

It's starting to feel a lot like Christmas
I watched your hair make a mess of itself
A bathtile green, your fingernails
A comment that was made but not withdrawn
So now go right ahead
Make yourself a note
And leave it out to sea

We told a couple of jokes
Made us both laugh
Now they don't even seem funny anymore
We told a couple of jokes