Michael Jackson
Bad
HENRY
Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Shamone

BILL
What does “shamone” even mean?

HENRY
Don’t interrupt me, fat boy
I'm giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about

BULLY # 1
But they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
BULLY #2
But my friend you have seen nothin'

HENRY
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it

BULLIES
Bad, bad, really, really bad

HENRY
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it

BULLIES
Bad, bad, really, really bad

HENRY AND BULLIES
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad

BEN
My butt is wide
My belly’s huge
Better watch your mouth
Or I’ll sit on you
The word is out
Gonna tell you right
Cause I’m the king of cellulite
Well, I never use the phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I go to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I’m new
HENRY AND BULLIES
Fat, fat, really, really fat

BEN
Plussed size

HENRY AND BULLIES
Fat, fat, double extra fat
Fat, fat, super stinky fat

BEN
You can call me pudge
And polly, stout
But I’ll tell you once again
I’m new

HENRY AND BULLIES
You’re fat

HENRY
Fat, fat

HENRY
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it
BULLIES
Bad, bad, really, really bad

HENRY
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it

BULLIES
Bad, bad, really, really bad

HENRY
You know I'm bad, I'm bad
You know it

BULLIES
Bad, bad, really, really bad

HENRY AND BULLIES
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again

HENRY
Who's bad