When you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long
Call the "Immediate Murder Professionals"!
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide!
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well, because we come straight up from hell!
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife!
We're the Immediate... Murder... Profession—
(Kids die for free!)