[Intro: Kathryn Leigh Scott, Unnamed Women & Sam Waterston]
Look at that cute dog. Oh, darling
Excuse me, Myrtle, could you come here for a minute?
Neither of them can stand the person they're married
Can't they?
Can't stand them? What I say is, why go on living with them if they can't stand them?
Aw, kiss that adorable— this little thing
Myrtle's been living over that garage for eleven years, you know? And Tom's the first sweetie she ever had

[Instrumental]

[Outro: Karen Black, Bruce Dern & Unnamed Woman]
Oh, what did you do to him? Big, clumsy— What did you do?
Don't ever call me clumsy
Myrtle, don't slam the door in my face! Get out! Please
But you see, it's really his wife that's keeping them apart. She's a Catholic, and they don't believe in divorce
I have the right to say her name any time I damn well please! Daisy!
Shut up
Daisy! Daisy! Dai—
Shut up!
I can say whatever I want to! Daisy! Daisy! Dai—