[Verse 1]
I'm just a bachelor
I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl, when I break you off
I promise that you won't wanna get off

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

[Verse 2]
Sittin' here flossin'
Peepin' your steelo
Just once, if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowin' down your thigh
[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

[Bridge]
If we're gonna get nasty, baby
First we'll show and tell
'Til I reach your ponytail (Oh)
Lurk all over and through you, baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (Oh)

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
[Outro]
Ride it