[Refrain]
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
Oh! Oh, yeah
Muffin Purper-Gurk!
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Motherfucker!
Oh!

[Chorus]
I miss you
I adore you
It's hard to say
In love, Muffin Purper-Gurk!
I miss you
I adore you
It's hard to say
Muffin Purper-Gurk!
[Verse]
(Oh boy, you got a nice bicycle)
My heart hugs your hairy butt
Guinea pig romance!
Romance!
Hey, your goldfish sucks!
Alpakas make me angry

[Refrain]
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
Come on everybody
Put your fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
What? Fucking hands up!
[Bridge]
I miss you so!
Miss you so!
Give me an M!
For Muffin Purper-Gurk
So hard to be alone
Now I'm on my own

[Chorus]
I miss you
I adore you
It's hard to say
In love, Muffin Purper-Gurk!
I miss you
I adore you
It's hard to say
Muffin Purper-Gurk!