[Chorus]
And I tell you I'm sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your pussy
Your boobies
On the World Wide Web

[Verse 1]
Girl it's nothing personal
I'm sorry for this
But I think you fuck anal so well
That everybody should know

Your pussy deserves much more attention
Than I could give to you

You said that I'd be the only one
—You are nothing more than a folder on my harddisk
And you are nothing more than the guys I've met before
—Fuck you little whore I've got your cunt in HD

[Chorus]
And I tell you I'm sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your pussy
Your boobies
On the World Wide Web
And I tell you I'm sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your pussy
Your boobies
On the World Wide Web

On the World Wide Web

[Verse 2]
Oh Lord, shame on me!
Gnargoyles everywhere
I've lost my ability
To infactuate hot chicks

You never will expose a girl again
Your daddy will be proud of his stupid little girl
Shut the fuck up
Tonight I'm on a photo date
With the highschool-sexgrenade

[Chorus]
And I tell you I'm sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your pussy
Your boobies
On the World Wide Web
And I tell you I'm sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your pussy
Your boobies
On the World Wide Web

[Outro]
I've seen a lot of boobies
I've seen a lot of cunts
As long as there are hot chicks
There'll be always men that hunt

#NBHNC (what?)
Means a lot to me (aha!)
We cannot stop to stare
So put your ass up in the air (oh, fuck me!)