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Baldi vs Walter White. Epic Rap Battles: Video Games vs History.
[Baldi]
Oh, hi!
I thought this weirdo died!
Maybe you should ditch this battle like your son and wife!
That's right!
A cancer who was more disease than man
Call me Tuco 2, you better GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
(Baldi!, Baldi!)
Baldi's in the elevator
You're a history lesson, not an educator
(Walter! Walter!)
Walter's wife is up for taking!
Hope Ted thanked you for the generous donation
Your life sank
I blew up and laughed my way home to the bank
How could you possibly hope to protect your integrity here when you couldn't save Hank?
Nearly lеft your only friend in shackles
(Oops!)
Just to bleed out and die bеcause of some shiny shrapnel!

[Walter White]
I heard you like math, Baldi
Well show off your arrogance: what happens when you add Slenderman and Mr Garrison?
You're freaking embarrassing
The talk of the town for barely a year
OOH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEERLEADER!
Neutralizing all other rappers acid, I'm based as fuck
Bout to use some kinetic energy on your fucking nuts
Baldi got his ass clapped by Granny, her BJ skill is uncanny
When it comes to fast rapping, I'll leave you in the dust
Your silly meta story isn't clever, it's the same bore
Didn't even win the competition you were made for
I'm a frigging kingpin with these japes i'm getting paid for
Blowing people's minds to make it rain, that's a brainstorm
BOOM
[Baldi]
Grow up, stop being rude

[Walter White]
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU FUCKING DISGRACE

[Terence Fletcher]
Assuming you're teachers, you'll soon be outclassed
Concluding my feature, you will have
Walter, you should use your countless fuckups as a metronome
Cause you keep tempo just as well as how you keep your wife at home
Once a-fucking-gain
Baldi's rushing lands him second
I could terrify your maker with multiplication questions
When it comes to schooling, fucking amateurs, I'm fluent
Now it's time for a verse from my favorite student!

[NF]
She shaking that booty and dripping with sweat
Coconut booty oil makes her big butt wet
She's super bad so I'm looking for some trouble
Booty looking like a big round wet bubble
Baby got back
Baby got a big round butt I wanna smack
Baby got oil dripping down her booty crack
I'm hungry for that booty, baby give me a snack
[Kanye West]
Rapping and singing
Ooooh yeah!
Ok

[Terminator]
HEY GUYS I SAID THAT I WOULD BE BACK LATER