[Verse 1]
Oh, what to do, oh what to do
Say you got problems, I got 'em too
My contribution
Trapdoor solution

[Verse 2]
I dug a hole, I made a lid
And I'm excited like a little kid
It's like a door, but in the floor
Trapdoor solution

[Chorus]
Trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution, trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution

[Verse 3]
This thing can swallow anything
Think of the joy that it can bring
It's evolution (Yeah)
Trapdoor solution (Yeah)

[Verse 4]
So let me take this off your hands
Let's try it out, see where it lands
Lead some assholes to the top
Flip the lid and watch them drop
[Chorus]
Trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution, trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution
Trapdoor solution