[Verse 1]
If you lead a lonely lonely life – you gotta be aware!
And if you been constantly asking why – you gotta be aware!
Cause you got nothing to say, God knows you got nothing to say
I’m on the phone for much too long, dial happiness today!

[Verse 2]
If you got an all consuming need - you gotta be aware!
And if you got heart or lung disease - you gotta be aware!
Cause you got bills to pay, God knows you got bills to pay
Pick up the phone, the telephone, dial happiness today!

[Pre-Chorus]
You want to live a life great, - you gotta be aware!

[Chorus]
I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I’ll get it right

[Verse 3]
And if you’re fed up with all the lies – you gotta be aware!
Then I’ll give you all the whens and whys – you gotta be aware!
Cause you got nothing to say, God knows you got nothing to say
I’m on the phone for much too long, dial happiness today!

[Pre-Chorus]
You want to live a laughter, – you gotta be aware!
[Chorus]
I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I’ll get it right
I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
Give me a thousand chances and I’ll get it right
I got a thousand answers, one’s gotta be right
I got a million answers, one’s gotta be right
I got a gazillion answers, one’s gotta be right