There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doing the cretin hop
Cretin! Cretin!

1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4 - 5 - 6 - 7
All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doing the cretin hop
Cretin! Cretin!

1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4 - 5 - 6 - 7
All good cretins go to heaven