There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven