[Verse 1]
Hello, Daily News
Give me classified ads
Run an ad in your paper
Read it somethin' like this

[Verse 2]
For sale, diamond ring
Odds and ends, household things
Just give me a call
Say, I'm sellin' all
At a sacrifice

[Verse 3]
The wedding was called off
Said, she loved my best friend
And his things just remind
Me of the fool I've been

[Verse 4]
Hello, Daily News
What's the price of this ad
There's just one more thing
Add one wedding ring
At a sacrifice
Sacrifice