[Chorus]
Last one at the party
You always said he had to go
Last one at the party
We thought he'd never leave

[Verse 1]
If you met him in the hallway
You just had to go toe to toe
Eyes like typewriters
Held all the poetry you'll ever know

[Chorus]
Last one at the party
He always said he had to go
Last one at the party
We thought he'd never leave

[Verse 2]
If you were a house fire
I'd go back in for the cat

[Chorus]
Last one at the party
He always said he had to go
Last one at the party
We thought he'd never leave