[Narration by Alfred Hitchcock]
Are you still with us?
The difficulty with this album is that we keep losing listeners
Leaving me feeling like a man wandering about in a self-service mortuary

Our next number is a request
It is for Mr. and Mrs. Syril Schwicky of Ashtabula, Kansas
At least, I sincerely hope Mrs. Schwicky is still with us
The song is
Lover Come Back to Me

If she's not around, her husband can listen to it in the basement
While he waits for the cement to dry

[Orchestra]