Merkules
Antagonist
(Yeah) Good morning motherfuckers
Rise and shine
Everybody's got a bag (yeah)
Well I'm a get mine
Tell your wifey hit me up
We can wine n dine
Yea I know I can be dick from time to time
But listen I don't give a fuck

I'm selfish as it is
You can tell me that I suck but you can't tell me how to live
Chomp on my nuts
Tell me how they fit inside your mother fucking mouth zzzzzzzzzzzzip, Open up!
Oh that's right
You can't tell me shit
Never wife-ing up a hoe cause I ain't really 'bout a bitch
Yo you wanna party bro count mе out of it
Yo why these rappers drеss like girls
Your fucking outfit doesn't fit
Shut your mouth that shit is lit
What you meant to say its gay
Oh my god he said the G-word (like every other day)
Why y'all so sensitive
It never was that way
Back when the fucking president was busy getting brain inside the little oval office
Now we're stressing over names
And you suck my dick
If you're expecting me to change
What you see is what you get
Don't give a fuck about opinions
This is how I live my life and
I've never done it any different (wooo)
Why is everybody always looking at me
Like I'm the bad guy
Because they are who they wish they could be
Oh yeah that's why fallalalala budabadabing
What you do today
Not a lot of things
Everybody saying

Why is everybody always looking at me
Like I'm the bad guy
Because they are who they wish they could be
Oh yeah that's why fallalalala budabadabing
What you do today
Not a lot of things
Everybody saying

Bring me back to when there wasn't any mobile phones
So that my friends couldn't call or wouldn't know if I'm home
Yo dude are you there?
No I'm busy watching porn
So can you give me a minute I never saw this one before
Jaws dropping to the floor
Whenever people say my name or I walk through the door
But I ain't stopping that's for sure
If I said it then I meant it
Never said I was nice
Man I was bread to be menace
"you really should see a dentist"
Why you all hate my appearance
I know my skin isn't the clearest out all my friends I'm the weirdest
God built me like a Q-tip and I got a crooked tooth
But in the end I give a fuck
I get more pussy than you
Are you sure that's a chick
She sorta looks like a dude
To be honest I'm not sure cause
I sorta just took some shrooms
Mad mother fuckers planet
I'm moving to Uranus
If you like the song good
Put my music on your playlist
Why is everybody always looking at me
Like I'm the bad guy
Because they are who they wish they could be
Oh yeah that's why fallalalala budabadabing
What you do today
Not a lot of things
Everybody saying

Why is everybody always looking at me
Like I'm the bad guy
Because they are who they wish they could be
Oh yeah that's why fallalalala budabadabing
What you do today
Not a lot of things
Everybody saying

Badabadabing doggy I'm the king
All these wannabes get bodied
I am Oscar in the ring
Ya-ya
Some might say my shit is too cocky cause I've been the truth, so
I'm going to get these kids a new coffin
When I'm the booth I pull and hit a few bodies
I used to chill with Windex
Now I'm with Dylan True Godfrey
Yea DTG

I been the NPC-P until I think I'm Eazy-e handing out free CD's
I'm a product of paranoia that confidence kid destroyer
Used to watch my OG lil shot to six sawyer
So I toss it the pot I was watching the shit boil
This is dope
Like some rock in a sock with the tin foil
Bitch I'm certified white trash
Put Merky on your iPad and show your girlfriend and
Having her twerking till her thigh snaps
This SDK until D-I-E the new B-I-G they want to be like me

Why is everybody always looking at me
Like I'm the bad guy
Because they are who they wish they could be
Oh yeah that's why fallalalala budabadabing
What you do today
Not a lot of things
Everybody saying

Why is everybody always looking at me
Like I'm the bad guy
Because they are who they wish they could be
Oh yeah that's why fallalalala budabadabing
What you do today
Not a lot of things
Everybody saying