Kanye West
Father Bleach My T-Shirt, Pt. 1 & Pt. 2
Song URL: https://goo.gl/6KbWcR

[Intro: Spoken Dialogue]
I'll give you $50 for those sneakers
(*Laughs*)
$50
(You can have them, they're terrible)
It's to prove a point, now you wash in detergent alone, right?
(Yeah)
Okay, let's wash this sneaker in detergent alone, and this one in the same detergent plus Clorox Bleach

[Interlude: Spoken Dialogue]
*Laughs*
(What's so funny?)
She's only using half a cup of Clorox Bleach
(So?)
So you're supposed to use a whole cup of Clorox Bleach to get clothes really white
(Maybe we should tell her?)
Quiet!
[For the whitest whites, use a whole cup]

[Producer Tag: Future & Kanye West]
If young Metro don't bleach you I'm gon' shoot you

[Pre-Hook: Kid Cudi, Kanye West & Dialogue]
Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe
Nothing unwanted (Liquid bleach)
Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe
Nothing unwanted (Clorox Clean: People can see the difference!)

[Hook: Kanye West]
I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I
I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I
If I ever bleached my asshole I am sorry
Tell me who in here can relate, I, I, I (Clorox helps clothes look newer longer!)

[Verse 1: Kanye West]
Now if I bleach this T-shirt
And she just bleached her T-shirt
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like a T-shirt
I was high when I bleached her shirt
We was down in Shirtbecca
She get under your shirt if you let her
She get under your shirt if you-uhhh
I don't even wanna talk about my T-shirt
I don’t even wanna bleach nothing
Everybody gon' bleach something
I'd be worried if they bleached nothing
Remind me where I know you from?
She looking like she bleach her asshole
You know just what we want
I want to wake up with you in my beautiful T-shirt

[Pre-Hook: Kid Cudi, Kanye West & Dialogue]
Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe
Nothing unwanted (Liquid bleach)
Beautiful T-shirt, you're the bleach of my morning babe
Nothing unwanted (T-shirt)

[Hook: Kanye West]
I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I
I just wanna get bleach on my T-shirt, I, I, I
If I ever fucked my asshole I am sorry
Tell me who in here can relate, I, I, I (Clorox helps clothes look newer longer!)

[Interlude: Dialogue]
Tonight's program brought to you in part by Clorox Liquid Bleach! Clorox takes away dirt detergents leave behind

[Verse 2: Kanye West]
I told, I told, ay ay, I told you
Up in the morning, bleach your ass
Sorry ain't called you back
Same problem this model had
All this time, all she had, all she had
In what she dreamed
All this bleach, market crashed
Hurt her bad, people get T-shirts for that
Drop some bleach, shirts is good
Model pass in Hollywood
If you asked, lost my shirt
Bleaching fast, lost control
Off the shirt, ass was bleached
'Member we all was naked
'Member I'm cumming bleach
I'll be fucking all the shirts, oh

[Verse 3: Desiigner & Kanye West]
I got broads in Atlanta
Twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta (Shirts, oh)
Credit cards and the scammers
Hitting off licks in the bando (Fucking all the shirts, oh)
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda (Shirts, oh)
Going out like I’m Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers
Black X6, Phantom
White X6, panda
Pockets swole, Danny
Selling bar, candy
Man I'm the macho like Randy
The choppa go Oscar for Grammy
Bitch n***a, pull up ya panty
Hope you killas understand me

[Hook: Kanye West]
I just want to bleach my shirt, I, I, I
I just want to bleach my shirt, I, I, I
Fucking all the shirts, oh

[Verse 4: Desiigner & Kanye West]
I got broads in Atlanta
Twist the dope, lean and shit, sippin' Fanta (Shirts, oh)
Credit cards and the scammers
Wake up Versace, shit life Desiigner (Fucking all the shirts, oh)
Whole bunch of lavish shit
They be asking round town who be clappin' shit
I be pullin up stuff in the Phantom ship
I got plenty of stuff of Bugatti, whip look how I try this shit
Black X6, Phantom
White X6, killing on camera

[Interlude: Dialogue]
See any cleaning difference?
(The one I wash with my detergent is just dirty; the one washed with Clorox looks so clean!)

[Bridge: Caroline Shaw & Kanye West]
How can I fuck you?
Who do you turn to? (This model)
How do I bleach you?

[Outro: Dialogue & Kanye West]
Clorox takes away dirt detergents leave behind (Then she came like AAAAAHHH!)
(Do you want your Clorox back?)
[I do, thank you very much]