[Monologue: PewDiePie]
That boy, he had a strange aura around him.
Could he be? The one?

[Intro: PewDiePie]
To become great on YouTube, we must all climb The Wall of Dicks Hurry up, my child! There's not much time to waste
This is your moment. Make it count, boy

[Verse: YouTuber]
When you don't wanna wear female underwear
When you don't even care what other people say
I've done a lot of shit just for attention
Just for attention, give me attention
I don't really wanna wear that
I don't really wanna overreact
I don't wanna make a video with a twat
I don't really wanna eat that

[Pre-Chorus: YouTuber]
YouTube whore, YouTube whore
I suck dick for views
YouTube whore, YouTube whore
I suck dick for views

[Chorus: YouTuber]
YouTube whore
YouTube whore
YouTube whore
YouTube whore

[Interlude: PewDiePie]
You made it to the top!
I knew there was something in you, kid.
Now, for the final test, there's one more thing I need you to suck on

[Chorus: YouTuber & PewDiePie]
YouTube whore (Come on, boy)
YouTube whore (There's no other way)
YouTube whore (What are you doing, boy?)
YouTube whore (No!)

[Refrain: YouTuber]
I sucked a lot a dick
I sucked a lot a dick for views
I sucked a lot a dick
I sucked a lot a dick for views
I sucked a lot a dick
I sucked a lot a dick for views
I climbed the wall of dicks
I climbed the wall of dicks for you
[Bridge: YouTuber & Jesus]
Jesus, forgive my sins
I've sucked a lot of penis
And none of them was yours
PewDiePie, you skipped my dick
You've sucked a lot of penis
And none of them was mine

[Outro: YouTuber]
YouTube whore
YouTube whore
YouTube whore
YouTube whore