[JOHN]
Some girls can bake a pie
Made up of prunes and quinces
Some make an oyster fry
Others are good at blintzes
Some lovely girls have done
Wonders with turkey stuffins'
But I have found the one
Who can really make corn muffins

[DIANA]
Who cares about corn muffins?
All I demand is justice

[JOHN]
Some girls can bake a pie
Made up of prunes and quinces
Some make an oyster fry
Others are good at blintzes
Some lovely girls have done
Wonders with turkey stuffins'
But I have found the one
Who can really make corn muffins

[REPORTERS]
Fate! Fate! It really must be fate!
There's none but Mary Turner could ever be his mate