[Chorus]
It don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
And you'll do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized

[Verse 1]
Now I used to ride in buses and I hated every mile
'Cause travelin' in a Greyhound ain't ridin' in style
'Cause the damn thing's always broke down and the tires all go flat
I've always been against bussin', 'causе bussin' ain't where it's at

[Chorus]
It don't take long to gеt there if you're high and pressurized
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
And you'll do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized

[Verse 2]
Now I used to invite ladies for a grand tour of the bus
But I'd look down the hallway and there'd be fifteen more of us
That's just one of the problems with a hillbilly bus
I'm a sophisticated singer now and a member of the mile high club

[Chorus]
It don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized
And you'll do a better show there if you're high and pressurized
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized