(Verse)
[FRANK]
Knowing Dad as I do
I'd not advise you
To displease him
Or tease him
No, no!
Don't double-cross him
Or toss him
Around
When dear old Dad
Once gets mad
He's a hound

(Chorus)
[WAGSTAFF]
My son is right
I'm quick to fight
I'm from a fighting clan
When I'm abused
Or badly used
I always get my man
No matter if he's in Peru, Paducah, or Japan
I go ahead
Alive or dead
I always get my man
I soon disposed
Of all of those
Who put me on the pan
Like Shakespeare said to Nathan Hale
"I always get my man."
(dance break)

[STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS]
He always gets his man

[WAGSTAFF]
That's what I said

[STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS]
He always gets his man

[WAGSTAFF]
That's what I mean

[STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS]
He always gets his man

[WAGSTAFF]
You're telling me

[STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS]
He always gets his man

[WAGSTAFF]
Oh, are you listening?
[STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS]
He gets his man
He gets his man

[WAGSTAFF]
I always get
I always get
I always get
I always get
I always get
I always get
I always get my man!