[Verse 1]
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, happier than you and me
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, one chromosome too many
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see

[Refrain]
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

[Verse 2]
He was a mongoloid, mongoloid, his friends were unaware
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, nobody even cared
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, one chromosome too many
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see

[Chorus]
And he worе a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home thе bacon
So that no one knew

[Verse 3]
He was a mongoloid, mongoloid, happier than you and me
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, one chromosome too many
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid and it determined what he could see
[Chorus]
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

[Outro]
He was a mongoloid, mongoloid