I like the kind of people
That never go to parties
Always causin' trouble
Just cause they're alone

Sure would like a girlfriend
That doesn't need a robot
Just give me a woman
That always hangs her pants up

I only need a car that
Will get me where I'm goin'
I'm a man from the past

There's many new diseases
Girls get when they go
With men dressed like policemen
Only you can know

Scientists are worried
Apes can learn to sing
Hooked up to the sub pumps
They can't feel a thing

Nobody thinks it's funny
When I make a low joke
I'm a man from the past

There's many new diseases
Girls get when they go
With men dressed like policemen
Only you can know