[Verse 1]
You've got me feeling like a pantomime
That's why I only love you part time
It's just a matter of "Oh, don't touch me
Don't you, don't you touch me no more"
You got me feeling like a paradigm
Your friends all want me in the meantime
It's just a matter of "Oh, don't touch me
Don't you, don't you touch me no more"

[Chorus]
Hey, you got all the money, honey
Your eyes are looking runny and red
Hey, you think all your friends are funny
But all your friends are way overfed

[Verse 2]
You left me, baby, for another man
He's looking tall, he's got a deep tan
It's just a matter of "Oh, don't touch me
Don't you, don't you touch me no more"
He's got religious with the rhinestones
Takes care of business on his cellphone
It's just a matter of "Oh, don't touch me
Don't you dare touch me no more"
[Chorus]
Hey, you got all the money, honey
Your eyes are looking runny and red
Hey, you think all your friends are funny
But all your friends are way overfed

[Post Chorus]
If you've gotta go, I won't stop
You'll hear me sing to you
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah"
You've made it easy for the both of us"
If he's got a chest and some arms
He'll hear me sing to you
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah"
You've made it easy for the both of us

[Chorus]
Hey, you got all the money, honey
Your eyes are looking runny and red
Hey, you think all your friends are funny
But all your friends are way overfed

[Post Chorus]
If you've got to go, I won't stop
You'll hear me sing to you
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah"
You've made it easy for the both of us
If he's got a chest and some arms
He'll hear me sing to you
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah"
You've made it easy for the both of us