[Verse 1]
If this was a game
I already know that I would come out winning
And I'm not bragging, I'ma be in her
But this -- really think that I'm 'bout to buy her dinner
My steak good, I got a good cut like splinter
Juicy and hot, such a Black -- temper
Now she wanna talk and chop it up like a blender
But I don't give a -- or even list-en like Schindler
She's cute, but her forehead's big
Got stretch marks like she got four kids
Her legs can't close like the four-doorhinge Bronco
That -- the white -- with
A wealthy white girl without the facelift
Lure her with expensive dinners and a nice bracelet
Leave the --- breathless
What the -- don't know is that I'm a -- sellout and a ---

[Chorus]
Blow! (Blowwww)

[Verse 2]
If this was a game
I would be considered a mother-- legend
And I ain't trying to gas you like Chevron
But I'm high as -- you really need to get on my leverage
Now, we're in the cabin, in the middle of ("Uh...")
Tryna find ways to really stuff you in my --
Dreamy little ==, I done ran out of luck
So now, it's time for a bloody foot, you little rabbit
You're very attractive
And notice that my hat is always the color of cactus
(And I hang with wolves) 'Cause I'm an evil --
Pictures of you on my wall
No glue, no tape, but just ==, plastered
Met you at my school, departed at my house
Ended at your ==, started at your blouse
Pushed you downstairs, I took a nap up on the couch
(*Snoring*)
If you wanted a date, don't come
Now, you gotta make it easy for you, don't run
You call this -- "kids?" Well, I call these kids "=="
And you call this shit "--," but I think that == fun
Wait, now it's about eight-something
It's late, and you stuck down in my ---
Come downstairs with nothing but a shoe-string
Yeah,==, this date's done
[Chorus]
Blow! (Blowwwww)
Wanna watch a movie?
Watch a movie
Bright lights
Blow

[Outro]
I like my girls how I like my --
White
Lord, you're so pretty
Lying in my arms
I just got one request