[BOYET]
Exhibit B: Foggy memories of college shenanigans
One boy asks-

[LONGAVILLE]
Psst, hey, that lady can you tell me her name?

[BOYET]
One girl says-

[KATHERINE]
That loser, Longaville, he's exactly the same

[BOYET]
Another boy asks-

[DUMAINE]
Don't I know her, from back in the day?

[BOYET]
The girl-

[MARIA]
Dumaine was so nice, he always let me pay!

[BOYET]
Another boy
[BEROWNE]
The one that I spoke to
Is she single or no?

[BOYET]
The girl

[ROSALINE]
Berowne, have you forgotten?
Was it that long ago?

[BOYET]
The boys-

[BOYS]
If I were less mature I'd try to get some action
Girls are fun but manly vows give other satisfaction
I don't know why we thought this vow would be hard

[BEROWNE]
I'll just go up, take a cold shower
And curl up in bed with the works of Kierkegaard

[BOYS]
And the ladies can remain...
[All boys sigh in succession]

[BOYS]
Just outside our windows
In the yard

[BOYET, spoken]
Did you mark this, my mad wenches?
If my observation of gentlemen affected
Deceive me, not now
Tonight, we witnessed
Navarre is infected