Hope you're having fun
Where's your uniform, where's your gun?
You better rub that suntan lotion
Because you're fighting in the hot sun

It's not Vietnam
It's another oil company scam
You'd better salute that flag for Uncle Sam
And get your money out, place your bets
It's Afghanistan

So fix bayonets, check grenades
Got enough bullets, got enough rounds to wipe out this place
We're the infantry and the cavalry
So parachutes fill the skies
As bodies burn and people die

It's not Vietnam
It's another oil company scam
Better salute that flag for Uncle Sam
Get your money out, place your bets
It's Afghanistan

So fix bayonets, check grenades
Got enough bullets, got enough rounds to wipe out this place
We're the infantry and the cavalry
Parachutes fill the skies
And bodies burn and people die