Madlib
Capital STEEZ
[Verse: Capital STEEZ]
S is for the stamina, T is for the talent
And then two E's so you don't forget the name Excalibur
Z's the Zip Zinger board that I'm passin' you on
You still hopin' that I pass the baton
But, I hope you got your cameras on
'Cause ain't no passenger survivin' when the damage is done
All you cats can fine your damages I'm smashin' the song
Plus your shit is outdated like your calendar's wrong, boy
So fall back, it's all caps, record that
Or you can get your jaw cracked and stomped like floor mats
Plus we're right outside your crib, doormats
With two n***as holdin' on the back, bra strap
Plus they got the big bangers, call it bra strap
And leave your melon leakin' like breastfeedin'
She said she tempted, but she won't let me caress the cleavage
It's the Khan bitch, why you need a better reason?
Class clown, found it funny to correct my teachers
I stand proud, but I never said my pledge allegiance
I'm a veteran, flowin' way colder than the seven seas
Of course you be subjected to these heavy breezes
Or check the tag miss, straight STEEZ varsity jacket
Settin' me apart from the average
'Cause I'm a motherfuckin' star, asterisk
Fuck friends, I'm in it for the dollars like mavericks
Get paid, get queued, get away
Dashin', take 14th to Manhattan
Skip fashion, I'm still a chick magnet
For women with assets that's thicker than they accents
She say she got her man on a leash
Wear the pants in the relationship with panties beneath
So I proceed to ask if she can stand on her knees
You already know my capital, Capital STEEZ
[Outro: Capital STEEZ]
No, that was too much man
That's so fucking cliché man
Why can't I be just like every other rapper and just fuckin' rap?
Why I always got to, like, overdo this shit, man?