[Intro: Jonathan Cook]
So this club feels intergalactic much like the 80's
And lights and cameras action on all the ladies
Running to, running to you, doing that thing you do
Everyone circled around, watching as you get down

[Verse 1: Chae Hawk]
So this be Club Intergalactic
Lights just shine on dimes and prime picks
Dancefloor meddle with girls who move quick
Ladies night! (Ladies)

Moves to the bar with a bevy in mind
Bar keetin' on me so he waste no time
(Shots free!) 'Cause they know my grind
(Salut!) Right before I chase this line

Now I'm ready for the floor
Like I never did this before
Pull up on a shorty, my attraction quite clear
So I'm grindin' from the front and make my way to her rear

No fear man, this chicks jive's queer
Bust to a stance, everybody stand clear
Wow, and she ain't pretendin'
Oh no, she didn't
[Chorus: Jonathan Cook]
She's introducing the robot
You put your elbow up about shoulder length
Then watch it hang and let the pendulum swing

She's introducing the robot
Go, go, make it stop
Dance, dance, do the robot

[Verse 2: Chae Hawk]
I'm vibin' off her circuitry, she bringin' out the freak in me
The heat up in this function 'bout to malfunction
Watchin' how her butt engage-gage-gage
Got me clappin' while the music plays-plays-plays-plays

A pro with yo poppin' like it's your way into my heart
Stop right at this motion, take a sip of this potion
Now tell your girls to give us space
I notice why they hate this way
'Cause you do what you do
Bottom line plus you're cute and they're jockin' your moves

[Chorus: Jonathan Cook]
She's introducing the robot
You put your elbow up about shoulder length
Then watch it hang and let the pendulum swing
She's introducing the robot
Go, go, make it stop
Dance, dance, do the robot

Yo, I think that's the club right there
Pull in right there

[Verse 3: Jonathan Cook]
W-W-What's this? Where's the valet?
I see the line to get in but I don't see Chae
(Get in line) Dude, bro!
You're a bouncer and all
I get the fact that you're eight foot tall (What?)

Why you gotta trip on little guys like me?
Just steer us in the way of the VIP (Thanks)
I'm not sure if this is worth all that (Why?)
Everyone's sweaty and this club is packed

Hey Dion, Leon, everybody's neon
Like a record skippin' everybody's trippin' me out right now
Oh, there's my boy I gotta say what's up

Hey Chae, come here, let's take a MySpace shot
There's like guys doing head-spins and girls doing robots
Spies for the Redskins and squirrels sportin' mohawks?
No, not Mohawks, I said they're doin' robots!
[Interlude: Jonathan Cook]
She's introduce-duc-ducing the robot

[Verse 4: Chae Hawk]
Come on, let's head to the VIP
So that everyone can see
So sick us kids'll forever be
Plus I got girls that I need you to meet

Got tricks and you know that I stay with the treats
Another DJ first requestin' the beat
But right before we take our seats
Check it out, even Ripley found hard to believe

[Chorus: Jonathan Cook]
She's introducing the robot
You put your elbow up about shoulder length
Then watch it hang and let the pendulum swing

She's introducing the robot
Go, go, make it stop
Dance, dance, do the robot

[Outro: Jonathan Cook]
This club feels intergalactic much like the 80's
And lights and cameras action on all the ladies