[Verse 1]
That party, that party was the worst thing
That has ever happened to me
A black eye and bleeding
But I'm breathing by myself

Those girls, those guys, they all want me
They all want me dead
I should've never, should've never ever, no
Should've never said those things I said to her

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I think she's on to me
'Cause she's starting to get on
Well, I think she's looking for me, for me
She's starting to go

[Chorus]
And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby
How do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do

What he came to do
A black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine
What he came to do
A sucker punch is all he had"
[Verse 2]
And I know now, "I'm terribly sorry, man
Is this your girlfriend clinging to my hand?"
Oh no, what will become of me
In the backyard of that party?

I think I'm doing rather well on my own
And I know I don't need you, it's impossible to please you
I've got it covered with the sofa pulled out
And I'm trying to sleep, then don't wake me up, tonight

No, don't, don't, don't
Don't wake me up, especially tonight
No, don't, don't, don't
Don't wake me up, tonight

[Chorus]
And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby
How do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do

What he came to do
(A black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
A sucker punch is all he had on me"
[Bridge]
We came alone, we left together
It shut him up to see one lover
We came alone, we left together
It shut him up to see one lover
We came alone, we left together

[Interlude]
Pleased to meet you, baby
How do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
(If you convince him not to do...)

[Chorus]
And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby
How do you do what you do?"
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do

What he came to do
(A black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A sucker punch is all he had)"