[Verse 1]
Flirting with a floozy
I heard there was talk of a jacuzzi
And she's lapping up your charm
A little bit faster than it oozes

[Verse 2]
Her ex is there
And he's fiddling with his hair
At the back of the minibus, said they'll die
Pretending he doesn't care

[Chorus]
Car 31
What have you done?
You're taking everyone home
Spoiling the fun

[Verse 3]
And there's a cardigan in the corner
And she's starting to bore you
But you can't say a word
In case her sister finds out, I should definitely warn you

[Verse 4]
It's happening again
Therе's a crowd of you in the rain
And now you're gutted 'causе you look back and reminisce and realise
It's never the same
[Chorus]
Car 31
What have you done?
You're taking everyone home
Spoiling the fun