[Refrain]
Please
Please, can we
Please, can we go
To the Smiths disco?
Everyone will be there
And I'll choose what to wear
About four weeks before

[Verse 1]
On the corner of Fairfield Street
Where the ladies of the night tend to meet
If I'm not there, I will be at the bank near platform eleven
Soon, we'll be in heaven

[Chorus]
And you can take
Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed
Up to the nines, then down on their knees
And give you what you please
But I'm not into that
Have you seen the company in with which you're sat?

[Verse 2]
I will see Peter G
Rob and Shaun make it three
And I'll make it four
Stumble through the door
Entirely embarrassing fashion
[Chorus]
And you can take
Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed
Up to the nines, down on their knees
And give you what you please
But I'm afraid that's not for me
Que será, será

[Refrain]
Please
Please, can we
Please, can we go
To the Smiths disco?
Everyone will be there
And I'll choose what to wear
About four weeks before