[Verse 1]
I ain't no delicacy
Escargot get away from me
And I ain't no household pet
And I'm not a garden pest

[Refrain]
'Cos I'm a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L

[Verse 2]
Don't touch me, I hate that shit
And don't leave out garden pellets
And in return I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you like

[Refrain]
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
Snail, snail, snail, snail
Snail, snail, snail, snail
Snail