[Verse 1: The Nostalgia Critic]
I just got back from watching "Frozen" tonight, not a bad scene to be.... seen
The music's so damn awesome, and it fit the film perfectly
I wonder if anyone online feels the same
Holy shit, they do! Actually, it's... pretty goddamn insane. Wow!

Look, it's all over on YouTube!
Parody songs, and covers from singers, who knew?
So many versions here to show
Well, gee, I got to know...

[Chorus 1: Tamara Chambers]
Let It Go videos all over the internet
In your face, there's no escape, it’ll drill into your soul yet
I don't care if you've heard it to dеath
Let the song play on, this is evеry damn singer's crystal meth

[Verse 2: The Nostalgia Critic, Tamara Chambers]
It's funny how this music can get so old so fast
At first it was cute, but now it's a pain in my frost-bitten ass!
Look, here's one that's sung by a bird (No)
And here's a kid singing it upside down and backwards (What's the purpose?!?)
A fetus sings before it's born... [Let it go!]
Just let me watch my porn! (Ew!)

[Chorus 2: The Nostalgia Critic, Tamara Chambers, Both]
Let It Go videos consuming 'the universe
It's like Hakuna Matata, but a million-bajillion times worse!
I don't care 'cause I [if you] sing it so well
I'm like [You're not] Idina Menzel!
[Interlude: The Nostalgia Critic, Tamara Chambers]
But wait! It gets even better!
Better? Uh... what do you mean better?

[Bridge: The Nostalgia Critic, Tamara Chambers]
Harsh winter weather will create a million memes
(Oh, come on! Those are so old!)
Costumes from this kid's movie will meet our slutty extremes
(Jesus Christ! IT'S DISNEY!!!)
And with the Oscars we'll push, 'cause this shit still sells!
The damn film's five months old, move on to something else!
Everything is awesome!
OK, not that one

[Chorus 3: The Nostalgia Critic, Tamara Chambers, Both]
Let It Go videos (I'm not crazy, this fad is getting lazy)
Eating what's left of your brain (Turning what was a good song into 50 shades of wrong!)
Melodies so goddamning catchy, (I don't care how your kid sings it, or even if she wings it)
It'll drive your ear drums insane. (I can't hear one more damn version, this song is a perversion!)
I don't care if it's just a trend
It feels like there's no END!!!!!
Send another, I'll drop you as a friend...

[Outro: Tamara Chambers]
Do you wanna build a snowman?
(Nostalgia Critic punches Tamara)