Anthony Fantano
Cocoa (Remix)
[Intro: Filthy Frank (Cal Chuchesta)]
(Filthy Frank!) Yeah!
(Cal Chuchesta!) You know what it is, bitch!
(Pink Guy!) It's that remix
You know I love that hot cocoa in the cold winter
You know what I'm saying? (I do!)

[Chorus: Pink Guy]
I'm in love with the cocoa
I'm in love with the cocoa
I got extra marshmallows

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
It's getting cold outside, I make hot cocoa
Extra marshmallows, don't tell the po-po
She wanted hot coffee, I slapped her across the cheeks
Only cocoa bitch, get cozy by the sheets
My grandma made it for me, it's the fucking best
It's made from real chocolate with a pinch of meth
Do you wanna build a snowman? Fuck that, I got cocoa, bitch
Sitting 'round the fire with a mug and some cocoa bitch

[Bridge: Pink Guy]
Cocoa powder, I got cocoa powder
Cocoa powder, I got cocoa powder
Put it in a cup bitch, mix it with the milk
Let it sit for a minute, drink it, drink it, drink it, turn up bitch
[Verse 2: Cal Chuchesta]
I'm in love with the cocoa (I am!), but you got to sip it real slow (Yup!)
I'm in love with the cocoa (I promise), but first, you gotta blow
Got cocoa powder, check, a new saucepan on deck
Some cinnamon on top, hold tight so the mug don't drop
You spill yours on the floor, you won't get anymore
Get your butt to the store and buy me a baby seal
'Cause that's the deal
(Good rhyme!) Thanks! (You're welcome!)
And Cal come with that cocoa flow-flow
So hot you will burn your mo-mo
And I only cook with high-end cocoa
Gucci and Versace cocoa
Louis, Fendi, True-y cocoa
Dolce and Bugatti cocoa
Do I use that Hershey cocoa?
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no

[Verse 3: Filthy Frank]
Come have some hot cocoa, it's really stormy
I smell the cocoa powder, it makes me horny
None of that Milo shit, a real authentic drink
You bring that Nestle shit, I'll pour it down the sink
Grandma's hot cocoa is the best, all the haters suck my dick
You can stand in the snow, drink your own piss
[Verse 4: Cal Chuchesta]
Call us the Cocoa Gang, sell cocoa on the corner
Come up and buy a cup and feel yourself get warmer
And now we got you hooked, don't worry, it's not lethal
And the cops can't stop us, 'cause cocoa's legal
Here at the cocoa stand money changes hands
Me and Pink Guy land about a hundred grand
That cocoa we cook, it's on that grandma level
We sold it down in Georgia and trapped the devil
Take that cocoa, it's so good, drink it, drink it
It's so yummy in your tummy all the time
In the day, it - I'm still going

[Outro: Cal Chuchesta]
I didn't expect the song to stop there, buddy