[Intro: Anthony Fantano, Cal Chuchesta]
*burp* Are you ready?
Ready, Freddie!
Okay

[Verse 1: Anthony Fantano with Cal Chuchesta]
We don't need this lameass album
Just seems like you're trying to troll
Hope you wrote big checks to Scallon
Critic, leave The Wall alone
Hey! Critic! Leave The Wall alone!

[Chorus: Anthony Fantano]
All in all, it's just not very funny at all
All in all, it's just not very funny at all

[Verse 2: Anthony Fantano with Cal Chuchesta]
We don't need this awful album
Wondering if you have a soul
Hope you made it rain on Scallon
Critic, leave The Wall alone
Hey! Critic! Leave The Wall alone!

[Chorus: Anthony Fantano]
All in all, it's just not very funny at all
All in all, it's just⁠ not—
GOOD

[Outro: Anthony Fantano]
It's NOT GOOD