Hey, today's my lucky day
Trust me and "Love is here"
Hey, today's our lucky day
Honest, no need to fear

Under starters orders they're off and running clear
And way out front it's "Love is here"
They're passing where I stand with betting slip in sweaty hand
I let out a confident cheer

Hey, today's my lucky day
Trust me and "Love is here"
Hey, today's our lucky day
Honest, no need to fear

When I've won this race I'll take you any place
And buy anything your heart desires
And later, if you like, you can stay with me tonight
And help put out this fire

Hey, today's my lucky day
Trust me and "Love is here"
Hey, today's our lucky day
Honest, no need to fear

What the hell went wrong that donkey had it won?
The midget on it's back has let me down
Now she's gone home so I check the form alone
There's a winner that must be found
Bollocks, today is not my day
Trust me, to pick that mule
Bollocks, there'll be another day
That day I will come through
Bollocks, there'll be another day
And on that day I will come through