[Chorus]
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet

[Verse 1]
Base jumping's for pussies, kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons, weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless, why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers play beach volleyball

[Chorus]
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my arse
Kiss my arse

[Verse 2]
Met a snowboarder who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I, the idea's absurd
You get on a plank, you slide down some slush
Fall on your arse, say "Man, what a rush!"

[Verse 3]
I turned on the telly, I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote to flick through the shows
I think I'll watch footy, I know it's not X-Treme
Why take it to the max, when you can take it to the mean?
[Chorus]
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my arse
Kiss my arse
Kiss my arse
Kiss my arse

[Outro]
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Just kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse, kiss my arse